your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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