my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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