I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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