Welp...herpes.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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