38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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