Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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