Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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