did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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