I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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