OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
