i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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