you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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