3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
