Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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