Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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