i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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