I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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