I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We talked him into tasing himself.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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