just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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