dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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