At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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