Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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