The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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