So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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