i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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