so that wasnt chicken after all
My hand turned me down
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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