Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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