He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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