He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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