people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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