Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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