Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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