he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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