Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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