what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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