YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
