I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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