There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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