whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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