Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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