with your own penis?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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