are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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