I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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