i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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