belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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