Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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