So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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