Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i will never coherently bang her
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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