i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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