Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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